Hey baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me?
Our tour begins in the Carpathian Mountains, the 2nd longest mountain range in Europe. The mountains that were once home to count Dracula. Somewhere close to one hundred and fifty years after the count was defeated a five year old donned his visage and sought to reign in mastery of the night whilst attending a haunted house. Our five year old armed only with a cape, quickly dispatched all that the house had to offer and claimed victory on the night. Upon leaving the vanquished house he found himself staring at his next conquest, the roller rink of St Mary.
Given his recent success at the battle of Haunt-Pire he marched right in and sought to conquer this new challenge. But the winds of fortune had changed. Within a flash of the mirror ball, we find our young commander battered, bruised, covered in fake blood and tears. But this was not to stand. He refused to stop fighting and now we know him as ‘Control+Alt+Destroy’.